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aauuagh i’m so tired, i had to finish this art till today because i’m leaving and i’ve maybe made some mistakes and i feel so bad for putting Eridan in the corner and asdsadsdffdhgjkhjjwhineswhines
but
im glad that i finally drew something decend
i started with gamzee with an aspiration to draw him and tav sleeping together somewhere under the skies
later other trolls have come to sleep with themalso all my loves to canonical pairings
and to karkat
x3
Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.
Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.
pls.
also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:
Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.
But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.
OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
HOLY FUCK
Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here.
they’re all hard lol :(
Me and trying to learn how to read/write Chinese is like me running into a brick wall
Also where is German
I feel like German should be med-easy
I’m learning Chinese and Japanese at the same time what.
Also Spanish sooooooo
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.
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just look at how slutty i am, i’m just fucking asking for it with my FUCKING BIKING SHORTS ON UNDERNEATH
so i went into my work today to pickup my markout and get a drink for my mom but i noticed (a) was working and i never let her make my drinks anymore because she’s notorious for fucking them up. so the second i get in all i hear is “so hope. hope. hope lemme ask you somethin. hope. hope i got a question.” and i was ignoring her of course because her questions always revolve around something dumb and childish and i was with my mother but eventually i gave it “what is it (a)?”
“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”
i ignored the question
“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”
i ignored it again
“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”
i respond with sarcasm “i ate it! i was very hungry and grey is my favorite flavor!”
“you look like you’re just asking for it! i can’t damn near see your goodies!! someone better not sneeze or that things going flyin!!!”
“dude i’m wearing fucking shorts, let it go.”
“pff yeah right wearing shorts, what are they bikini bottoms”
so i showed her my shorts like wow look how fucking indecent of me, and she FUCKING AVERTS HER EYES LIKE I WHIPPED OUT MY TWELVE INCH COCK AND SLAPPED HER ACROSS THE FUCKING FACE “SHE’S TRYING TO FLASH ME SHE’S TRYING TO FLASH ME I THINK I JUST SAW SOME PINK FRILLIES!!!”
mind you this was in a crowded starbucks in front of my mom
i finished making my mom’s drink and the two other drinks (a) was neglecting while she made fun of me and left
